Questions?   I am the empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life.

@riandawson: Part 2 of red carpet. This one is rough to watch. @JackAllTimeLow the way he really is.

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queerios-and-milk:

I really worry about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing. 

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eeveez:

you have no proof that i am not at least one of the members of daft punk

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spermbanker:

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care

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jaclcfrost:

i can’t even appreciate the beauty of the sunrise after staying up all night because it’s just like. fuck. there it is. there’s the sun. i fucked up. why am i laughing. nothing is funny. the sun is there and it’s harshly reprimanding me for being awake all night. “this is the life you’ve chosen for yourself fucker” it says. i’m not laughing. i’m crying. there’s the fucking sun

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nevvzealand:

all grandmas smell the same

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starfleetrambo:

thefaultinourunicorns:

plot twist: your teacher accidentally calls you mom

I’ve been teaching people twice my age since I was 19. Believe me, it happens.

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