Questions?   Submit?   I am the empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life.

Me trying to avoid my problems.

(Source: alphalewolf, via hxrdfeelings)

— 1 day ago with 17448 notes

begmebabygirl:

Okay if you can’t fuck with a girl because of:

  • Pubic hair
  • Stretch marks
  • Scars 
  • Any other natural occurrence of the female form

You aren’t really worthy of it anyway

Take her as she is because she shouldn’t have to change for you. Go the Hell home fuck boy

(via cramp)

— 1 day ago with 362640 notes

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

[inhales] [exhales] [looks out into the sunset] the sweet smell of not being in high school

[remembers that i have no idea what i want to do for my future] [continues to stare out into the sunset] shit

(via australiansanta)

— 1 day ago with 60522 notes

p0lariss:

*follows dreams* *dreams dont follow back* *unfollows dreams*

(via australiansanta)

— 1 day ago with 186983 notes
thesociallyawkwardasian:

meanplastic:

it’s past tents

dont listen gorgeous

thesociallyawkwardasian:

meanplastic:

it’s past tents

dont listen gorgeous

(Source: southmost, via australiansanta)

— 1 day ago with 263914 notes

prostitourettes:

why cant i just plug myself into a charger

(via australiansanta)

— 1 day ago with 262398 notes

deucebasket:

threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear

(via australiansanta)

— 1 day ago with 421925 notes

hula-chili-soup:

is your heart supposed to pound for ten minutes straight after you answer one question in class

(via australiansanta)

— 1 day ago with 316170 notes

headfirstforieros:

you and your fall down guys and chemical reactions

(via australiansanta)

— 1 day ago with 113019 notes

touchedbyanangela:

sorry kids you’re either going to have to get a job or go to uni
oh but uni’s probably going to cost you more so you’ll need to do both
also we don’t have enough jobs for you

(Source: leelinschin, via australiansanta)

— 1 day ago with 235759 notes

yungterra:

iimiiya:

yungterra:

Go to any pewdiepie video’s comment section and I can assure you’ll feel like you’ve traveled back to deviantart ‘07

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(via australiansanta)

— 1 day ago with 22992 notes

dobies-secret-joffrey-rp-blog:

familiaralien:

the-treble:

He tries so hard no to say, “A big black cock.” Only 15 seconds. Worth the watch.

why does this have so few notes?

omg i came for the big black cock and got a lot more than i expected

(via australiansanta)

— 1 day ago with 310388 notes

nucleir:

when two people u follow have the exact same icon

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(via australiansanta)

— 1 day ago with 110722 notes