Questions?   I am the empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life.

officialwhitemom:

My one hour nap turned into a six hour nap : the novel

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communismkills:

P.S. The real world isn’t going to accommodate you and your “comfort.” When you get off Tumblr, there aren’t any trigger warnings. Wearing a nametag with your “gender identity” on it would be absolutely laughable. You’ll have to learn to be an adult and deal with people without being psychotic and wishing death on them.

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— 4 hours ago with 74924 notes

unfollovv:

i’ve never taken a cold shower bc when cold meets hot there’s a reaction

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— 4 hours ago with 119318 notes

gufiaoo:

Taking a picture with Avril Lavigne like

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— 4 hours ago with 181181 notes

miss-mckibben:

Justin Bieber fans trying to defend everything he does.

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— 4 hours ago with 450481 notes

fifth-mayy:

'are you as bored as I am' can be read from back to front and still make sense

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— 4 hours ago with 205914 notes

sorry:

tumblr will not be accessible on the 29th, 30th and 31st of February please reblog and spread the word

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— 4 hours ago with 107955 notes

annihilati0nn:

swiggity-swision-not-my-division:

bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

thecakebar:

Apple Pie Baked inside of Apples Tutorial

Isn’t this like hollowing out a corpse, then putting someone else’s organs inside and cooking them?

i was expecting the other fandom

i was expecting the other fandom

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— 4 hours ago with 238647 notes

kindofsharethat:

waiting for the tumblr video player to load

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(via pizza)

— 4 hours ago with 316078 notes

jeliyfish:

me: I’ll never cry again, I’ll never cry again, I’ll never cry again.

me after 10 minutes : *crying* 

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— 4 hours ago with 51598 notes

cumsquats:

a hundred motha fuckas cant tell me nothin. im deaf why are they yelling at me

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— 4 hours ago with 69264 notes

basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

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— 4 hours ago with 165466 notes