I am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life.
i aM FUCKING HOWLING WITH LAUGHTER
"at my school the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see ‘em and they got passed back the cop had 4"
No wonder these cakes cost hundreds of dollars.
i fucking lost it at the water beads
I AM AROUSED, AWED AND HUNGRY, ALL AT THE SAME TIME
the flower part though im so done
What the fucking shit.