TOO PUNKROCK FOR YOU.

I am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life.

susiron:

The worst thing about Tumblr mobile though is you’ll open it up and see something really interesting at the top of your dash

then the app refreshes itself and it’s gone forever.

(via spoopstagram)

vanehwasreal:

i aM FUCKING HOWLING WITH LAUGHTER

"at my school the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see ‘em and they got passed back the cop had 4"

(via suchvodka)

mr-radical:

sometimes i look at my follower count and think “wow thats a lot of people i probably disappoint on a regular basis”

(via suchvodka)

Actual conversation at a party last night

Random college kid: Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?
Me: I, um. I-I don't care?
Kid: *turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you

spoopstagram:

I was not expecting that

(Source: vinebox)

homewrecker-of-teufort:

corink:

comatose-kitty:

I literally cant fucking breathe 

IVE BEEN WAITING 2 YEARS FOR THIS VIDEOS RETURN

I don’t even press play I just press the reblog button

(via spoopstagram)

lotolle:

cosmoskiller:

farorescourage:

birdootdoot:

ocellite:

princekarkat:

heysawbones:

No wonder these cakes cost hundreds of dollars.

i fucking lost it at the water beads

I AM AROUSED, AWED AND HUNGRY, ALL AT THE SAME TIME

the flower part though im so done

What the fucking shit. 

(Source: caztus, via spoopstagram)

latulas:

U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive

(Source: toukos, via akissoragun-fight)

Scratching a mosquito bite

hipersexual:

image

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womb-of-reefer:

didyoueatallthisacid:

real talk tho

teach karate to ur nudes